The most notorious pirate to be currently sailing the Sea of Vdekja, and one of the most dangerous men among the many and scattered sea-borne brigands in the greater region of the Forzarrean Sea is the brash and violent Captain Brass Sabre. So well-known is this man that many authorities are hesitant to confront him … Continue reading Infamous Villains: Captain Brass Sabre
Author: Slothjemia
Spelljamming: “I Reject Your Reality and Create My Own.”
While the term "I reject your reality and create my own" is more often used to describe the supporters of a particular former United States President, defendants in well-publicized celebrity defamation suits, and certain dictators who think everything is going swimmingly in their unwarranted invasion of a neighboring country, in this instance it refers to … Continue reading Spelljamming: “I Reject Your Reality and Create My Own.”
The Black Marbles
Among the dubious umbrella term of "organized criminal" elements none are as widely spread across the continent of Partum as the Black Marbles. Commonly thought to exist only in the lands and realms surrounding the Forzarrean Sea, it is well known among authorities in these areas that the Black Marbles are more scattered, and perhaps … Continue reading The Black Marbles
Notable NPCs: Divo Zucco
Born and raised in the "City of Islands" of San Marco, one of the most prosperous of all the city-states of Forkanza, Divo Zucco comes from a proud and noble family. The Zucco clan was arguably one of the most powerful of the wealthy merchant houses in San Marco during waning years of the independent … Continue reading Notable NPCs: Divo Zucco
The Captain’s Secrets
Captain Zucco was well pleased to once more be at port in the drowsy city of Manfredonia. This place wasn't where Zucco had been born and raised, and he hadn't spent all that much time here or even in this part of the Forkanzan peninsula prior to ten years ago or so. His hometown was … Continue reading The Captain’s Secrets
Infamous Villains: The Dread Admiral
Other than the Viceroy who had no set base of operations for much of his existence, there is no member of the foul Diosian Lodge more widely travelled than the Dread Admiral. This lich is a fearsome monster due to the fact that his location is never known for sure. Unlike many of his kind … Continue reading Infamous Villains: The Dread Admiral
Help Wanted
The captain of the three-masted sohar stepped carefully, almost methodically down the gangplank to the dock. His name was Divo Zucco, and he had named his ship "The Sea Hag" in recognition of the terror that his late mother-in-law had instilled in him. Captain Zucco took a few minutes to adjust to the solid ground … Continue reading Help Wanted
Opal-Palooza (Part 6)
There was ample time in between the exit of Master Scalici and the arrival of the next party to deal with Prince Bortimer to allow for the finishing of one plate of food and the ordering of more. This time it was a sugary, sticky mess of half-cooked dough that Slothjemians loved for morning meals. … Continue reading Opal-Palooza (Part 6)
Opal-Palooza (Part 5)
Bortimer smiled and motioned for the huge bald man in the flowing orange robe with the black and gold trim to have a seat opposite he and Shr Grogdahl. "Master Scalici! Welcome, and have a seat. Would you like something to eat?" asked Bortimer warmly. Ernesto Scalici took a seat with a flourish and folded … Continue reading Opal-Palooza (Part 5)
Opal-Palooza (Part 4)
Prince Bortimer and Shr Grogdahl sat quietly eating. Bortimer was considered by some people to be a handsome fellow, perhaps a bit stocky and possessed of a magnificent head of thick black hair. His moustache was almost comically thick and luxurious, but he was otherwise clean shaven all of the time. His eyes betrayed his … Continue reading Opal-Palooza (Part 4)
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