Fanolanians are often labelled as arrogant by everyone else on the continent, and among Fanolanians, they view their own paladins as the height of self-pride. As oxymoronic as this seems, the Church's holy warriors being the most visibly conceited of the populace, there is a good reason for this perception. Fanolania's paladins are far more … Continue reading “Our Arrogance Goes Up to Eleven”
Month: February 2018
The Governor-General’s Oath; Chapter 9
Before they retired to their suite for the evening, Grundoon knew he wasn’t going to get any sleep tonight. He was tense, excited, and just a little worried. He had never been patient with bureaucratic process, and now here he was being tossed into a nightmare of paperwork, reports, and mundane duties. There would be … Continue reading The Governor-General’s Oath; Chapter 9
Lord Agrarian; Keeper of the Food
Not the most publicly appreciated job in the realm, nor the most glamorous, the Office of Agriculture makes sure that there is food enough to feed the nation. Focused on livestock, field and orchard crops, the Lord Agrarian makes certain that the bounty of the land is being utilized to its full potential. The agricultural … Continue reading Lord Agrarian; Keeper of the Food
That… is an Unnatural Odor
In the heart of Oublier is the huge city of Bozageest, the largest orc city on the surface of the continent outside of Slothjemia. Unnervingly close to Fanolania, the orcs of Oublier have concentrated all of their cunning and martial ability in the construction and defense of Bozageest. With a towering palace in the center … Continue reading That… is an Unnatural Odor
Imperial Slothjemian Navy
The smaller, and rarely noticed branch of the Slothjemian military, the Slothjemian navy has in recent years began to expand and become more and more influential. Formed in earnest under King Manfriedreich IV, the navy at first consisted of patrol craft on the Dolonau River. There had always been a presence in the waters of … Continue reading Imperial Slothjemian Navy
The Governor-General’s Oath; Chapter 8
The next morning, after breakfast, Hilde took Cloe and Porger out to see the sights in Jordrakenschloss. Aggrylia and Grundoon went for a walk in the city, and did a little window shopping, with Jandle tagging along at a discreet distance. The whelps stayed behind with two goblin nannies that Galwin brought by about midmorning. … Continue reading The Governor-General’s Oath; Chapter 8
Lord High Marshal; Keeper of War
From the very beginning of Slothjemia's history, there was a fascination with developing a powerful, "modern" military. In order to defend the realm, and when necessary, expand its' borders, there was a need for not only a well-trained and equipped army, but a way of keeping it organized and on track. Previous rulers had their … Continue reading Lord High Marshal; Keeper of War
Wear it with Pride
A friend of mine from way back in high school and college did me a solid favor and came up with a spiffy design for t-shirts, and also looks good on mugs, phone cases, and my personal favorite, a onesie. Sadly the onesie doesn't come in adult sizes. Which is really a shame, because I … Continue reading Wear it with Pride
The Governor-General’s Oath; Chapter 7
The next morning found the family piling into their carriage while it was still dark. Just as he had said, Trangdor joined them right on time, bringing a donkey loaded with two trunks. The dwarf gave a jaunty wave, and as near as anyone could tell, smiled broadly. Before anyone could ask, he announced that … Continue reading The Governor-General’s Oath; Chapter 7
Continental Excursions; Oublier
North of Forêt Verte and Chute de l'Ombre is the fetid and defiled land of Oublier, a wretched and hostile place formerly ruled by orcs. Unlike Slothjemia, that managed to adjust to doing things the way that humans do, the orcs of Oublier did things the way orcs have always done them; with violence, avarice, … Continue reading Continental Excursions; Oublier
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