Handily the most popular tavern in Slothenburg (and for that matter anyplace in the Coreland) the First Decree started out as a relatively small operation in the heart of the sprawling city. Over the years it has grown and now occupies six adjoining buildings which makes its footprint an entire city block. There are three stories … Continue reading “The First Decree”; a Tavern fit for a King
Month: February 2020
Slinker, Slayer, Kobold, Squire; Chapter 11
Jandle was not a hundred percent sure what he needed to do with this information, but he knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that he had to get out of this hovel and back to the inn. He wasn’t sure how much longer the three dwarves would be preoccupied with trying to find him … Continue reading Slinker, Slayer, Kobold, Squire; Chapter 11
Formal Dance in a Nation of Brawlers
Slothjemia is by the standards of older and more civilized nations still a haven for barbarism and uncouth behavior. While there have been many attempts to change these perceptions there are areas that Slothjemian behavior diverges from standard operating procedures and veers ever so slightly into unsavory, if not savage, traditions. One such example is … Continue reading Formal Dance in a Nation of Brawlers
It Isn’t the Violence I object to, per se…
I am a difficult person to please when it comes to contemporary entertainment. There are probably a lot of things one would assume when dealing with a nerd such as myself and I can assure you that when it comes to the kinds of television shows and movies I might enjoy you would be wrong. … Continue reading It Isn’t the Violence I object to, per se…
Vordgot (a.k.a. the Demon Lizard)
Climate/Terrain: Swamps and jungles Frequency: Rare Organization: Solitary Activity Cycle: Any Diet: Carnivore Intelligence: Animal (1) Treasure: Nil Alignment: Neutral (n/a) No. Appearing: 1 Armor Class: -4 Movement: 36 (48 when charging), SW48 Hit Dice: 10 THAC0: 11 No. of Attacks: 5 Damage/Attack: 3d6 (Tusk), 2d8 (Bite) or 3d6 (Horn), 2d6 (Front Claw), 2d6 (Front … Continue reading Vordgot (a.k.a. the Demon Lizard)
Slinker, Slayer, Kobold, Squire; Chapter 10
Jandle really wanted names to put on the two dwarves so that he could get away from labelling them as just gaunt and dark. He was mulling over how these two might be related because there was a resemblance beyond the stereotypical “all dwarves look alike” attitude that non-dwarves found amusingly frustrating. Jandle remembered that … Continue reading Slinker, Slayer, Kobold, Squire; Chapter 10
Slothjemian Military Awards
The Slothjemian military loves its awards nearly as much as it loves getting itself into combat. However, there aren't many different awards to be had. Of the seven medals that are given, three of them are only available to unit and army commanders. Another is only given to soldiers that are injured in combat or … Continue reading Slothjemian Military Awards
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