“You Should be Right Fearful of a Clever Squire”

In the realm of Slothjemia there is a tradition of knights and nobles having executive assistants that are categorized as "squires". These are not the same type of squire that may be encountered in other lands in that most squires (as the title is understood throughout much of Partum) are themselves young candidates for knighthood. … Continue reading “You Should be Right Fearful of a Clever Squire”

Ask a GM: “Help! I’ve Been Turned into a Larva!”

Also known as "Soul Larva" these sickly disgusting five-foot-long slug-like worms with faces that vaguely resemble the visages they had in life are all that is left of mortals who meet their demise and are formed anew as these monstrous creatures in the Gray Wastes. Night hags are able to transform humans into larva via … Continue reading Ask a GM: “Help! I’ve Been Turned into a Larva!”

The Champion

Garstynnia the night hag entered the private chambers of Lord Verrat and as the doors closed behind her as if by an unseen force, she surveyed the scene before her. Lord Verrat himself sat in a high-backed dark oak chair with his foot up on a stool so that one of his servants could polish … Continue reading The Champion

Don Durk of Dowdee

Among the many seafaring rogues of the Forzarrean Sea few have the universally admired status of Don Durk of Dowdee. While men such as Captain Sabre use their reputations to strike fear in others in order to force them into submission, Don Durk merrily gallivants about the ocean like a seafaring version of Robin Hood. … Continue reading Don Durk of Dowdee

Spelljamming: “I Reject Your Reality and Create My Own.”

While the term "I reject your reality and create my own" is more often used to describe the supporters of a particular former United States President, defendants in well-publicized celebrity defamation suits, and certain dictators who think everything is going swimmingly in their unwarranted invasion of a neighboring country, in this instance it refers to … Continue reading Spelljamming: “I Reject Your Reality and Create My Own.”