The story of Slothjemia's most famous seafaring ship began with the capture of the Craiovian seaport that was renamed by the goblinoids "Reichstanta." It had been a shipbuilding center for hundreds of years prior to the Slothjemians moving in, and when the first soldiers stormed in to the besieged city they discovered a number of … Continue reading RSV Gonkulator; Flagship of a Fledgling Navy
Author: Slothjemia
The White Badge of Deceit; Chapter 1
The persistent rain helped to hide the shadowy figure of Jaxilar as he moved, hooded and cloaked, along the streets of Kugahloo. The large, muscular man was almost entirely invisible as he maneuvered down the ancient cobbled streets. There were few people out and about, and most everyone was more concerned with getting out of … Continue reading The White Badge of Deceit; Chapter 1
An Orc for All Seasons; Chapter 16
There are two types of “investigators” in Slothjemia; Internal Investigators that serve as the eyes and ears of the Throne for all domestic matters, and External Investigators who roam far and wide in foreign lands keeping track of potential threats, and if necessary, eliminating them. The former type answers to the Lord High Inquisitor, the … Continue reading An Orc for All Seasons; Chapter 16
Nobody Reads Spy Novels… Do They…?
Now that we have finished the story about Thigpen, a new slot has opened up on Wednesdays. There is a completed story that can be plopped in there, but it is a little different than either "An Orc for All Seasons" and "Slothenburg Confidential." The main character is going to be introduced for the first … Continue reading Nobody Reads Spy Novels… Do They…?
Lord High Provost: Keeper of the Condemned
A rather unsavory job, and with limited political power, the Lord High Provost monitors and maintains the prisons of the realm, and has full authority over those sentenced to perform hard labor. The crown jewel of this office is the magnificent prison of Totenhelm that sits in Jagger Lake. Although this is the most secure … Continue reading Lord High Provost: Keeper of the Condemned
Saving Throw vs. Gullibility
You didn't really think we were actually going to do that, did you...?
And Now, A Little Something for the Ladies…
After consulting with my beloved, I have decided to shift my writing ever so slightly in order to appeal to the female audience. Taking into account the sorts of "literature" that today's discriminating broad/dame finds appealing, beginning tomorrow in the now open posting spot will be an erotic story of lust, passion, and squishy things. … Continue reading And Now, A Little Something for the Ladies…
An Orc for All Seasons; Chapter 15
Small communities dot the countryside of Slothjemia, and are both more numerous than in other lands, and more diversely populated. This is due to the fact that in other nations small towns have to worry about the threat of monsters and goblinoids. In Slothjemia, those elements are the population itself. This allows the nobility to … Continue reading An Orc for All Seasons; Chapter 15
Lord Miner: Keeper of the Caves
Although the wealth of Slothjemia is not heavily relied upon by mineral deposits, the silver that is extracted in the Coreland has long given the kingdom a certain stability. The person tasked with making surveys of similar resources throughout the Empire is the Lord Miner, and it is they that arrange to purchase precious metals … Continue reading Lord Miner: Keeper of the Caves
How About That Thigpen?
Todays chapter concludes "Slothenburg Confidential", and now we come to the question that only the author wants to ask; would you like more stories about Thigpen and his exploits, or was that quite enough of his half-orcish shenanigans? Comments welcome, as always. It might be awhile before we get around to writing a second book … Continue reading How About That Thigpen?
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