Not unlike their music and artwork, Slothjemian architecture is considered less than ideal by outsiders. Words frequently used to describe it include ramshackle, hideous, eyesore, blighted, and I'd-like-to-stay-near-the-door-in-case-somebody-sneezes. Very rarely do Slothjemian structures ever just fall down, but they do have a tendency to appear as though they are on the verge of toppling. The … Continue reading Archiwreckture
Comedic Interlude
Either somebody is wringing a cat, or else Opera Season is underway
Slothjemian art is considered by outsiders to be an oxymoron, and music is no exception. With so many people from such varied backgrounds sharing their love for song and dance, hymn and chant, there are bound to be unpleasant tunes that accost the unprepared listener. A Romillian bard of some fame once noted that "Jorish music … Continue reading Either somebody is wringing a cat, or else Opera Season is underway
Sex and the Single Ghoul
One of the issues readers might have about my writing is whether or not my stories have any sexual content. The short answer is no. The long answer is that I am not writing literotica, therefore readers need not worry about being subjected to awkward turns of phrase such as "unsheathed his sword" or "meaty … Continue reading Sex and the Single Ghoul
Short Chapters, so you feel like you’ve accomplished something
Fear not, intrepid readers! Not every chapter in this saga is as short as these first two. Granted, I do aim for a "two page" minimum because as novel as it is to have a chapter consist of three words, it doesn't propel a story so much as flail about trying to make a bold … Continue reading Short Chapters, so you feel like you’ve accomplished something
Book Group Discussions forming now!
We are pleased to announce our first official discussion group for "An Orc for All Seasons", meeting this Saturday afternoon in the home of Mrs. Beatrice Van Der Ploomp of Enid, Oklahoma. Words alone cannot convey our excitement at being asked to speak to her friends and members of her neighborhood "Red Hat" society about … Continue reading Book Group Discussions forming now!
Slothjemian Tales 