After consulting with my beloved, I have decided to shift my writing ever so slightly in order to appeal to the female audience. Taking into account the sorts of "literature" that today's discriminating broad/dame finds appealing, beginning tomorrow in the now open posting spot will be an erotic story of lust, passion, and squishy things. … Continue reading And Now, A Little Something for the Ladies…
Small communities dot the countryside of Slothjemia, and are both more numerous than in other lands, and more diversely populated. This is due to the fact that in other nations small towns have to worry about the threat of monsters and goblinoids. In Slothjemia, those elements are the population itself. This allows the nobility to … Continue reading An Orc for All Seasons; Chapter 15
Although the wealth of Slothjemia is not heavily relied upon by mineral deposits, the silver that is extracted in the Coreland has long given the kingdom a certain stability. The person tasked with making surveys of similar resources throughout the Empire is the Lord Miner, and it is they that arrange to purchase precious metals … Continue reading Lord Miner: Keeper of the Caves
Todays chapter concludes "Slothenburg Confidential", and now we come to the question that only the author wants to ask; would you like more stories about Thigpen and his exploits, or was that quite enough of his half-orcish shenanigans? Comments welcome, as always. It might be awhile before we get around to writing a second book … Continue reading How About That Thigpen?
It took a while for Thigpen to find the correct undertaker, and when he did was relieved to find that Fenderlahn’s body was still there. They had sealed him into a coffin, and tomorrow a hearse was due to take the remains back to Middleswamp. The undertaker was very helpful, a kindly man with a … Continue reading Slothenburg Confidential; Chapter 11
Slothjemia does not have a lot of trade partners, and the trade it does have almost always revolves around weapons and armor that is manufactured in the realm. The bulk of trade takes place between Slothjemia and the realms of the Underdark, wherein dwell dark elves, duergar dwarves, svirfneblin (deep gnomes), and illithids, just to … Continue reading An Orc for All Seasons; Chapter 14
One of the least politically powerful jobs on the Royal Bureaucratic Council, the Lord Groom has the task of taking care of any animal used to carry the Royal Family, or pull their carriages. This means the personal stable of war horses owned by the Herzgraf, and the little donkeys that the Empress uses to … Continue reading Lord Groom: Keeper of the Dragons
Sages have debated for centuries as to whether or not the massive "Empire of Gold" qualifies as being a part of the same region as Slothjemia. Geldenreich touches the northwest side of Slothjemia, the area known as the Grey Alps. It curves up and around to the north to also touch Romillia, and it lies … Continue reading Know Your Neighbors: Geldenreich