Slothjemian National Anthem

From the fens and bogs we started out,

And in the swamplands grew,

We set about our destiny to claim!

Against the elven king we championed,

And the dwarves became our kin,

In the Clan of the Midnight Skull’s domain!

 

Slothjemia! Slothjemia!

You’re our county and our kingdom oh so fair!

It’s to you we pledge our swords and strength,

In blood we prove our words,

And to all who join our realm we gladly share!

 

We overthrew the lich lords one by one,

And freed their hapless serfs!

Drove the necromancers far off to the west!

Duchies to the north merged with us,

Hostile counties we did war,

In this region, we are now known as the best!

 

Slothjemia! Slothjemia!

You’re our county and our kingdom oh so fair!

It’s to you we pledge our swords and strength,

In blood we prove our words,

And to all who seek our aide we gladly bear!

 

Now our neighbors, they are fearful

of our loyalty and power,

and our willingness to overcome or die!

As we stand a stalwart beacon

To the folks others deny,

And we strive to do what’s justly by and by!

 

Slothjemia! Slothjemia!

You’re our county and our kingdom oh so fair!

It’s to you we pledge our swords and strength,

In blood we prove our words,

And to all who would oppose us, say a prayer!