Like most places, Slothjemia loves a circus. Travelling bands of entertainers featuring wild animals, acrobats, clowns, and curiosities have always been popular. But something about Slothjemia seems to make for the greatest shows to ever travel from one town to another. The most magnificent of these is the Deadling Brothers, Bedlam and Breakage Circus, a fantastic … Continue reading Circus!
Comedic Interlude
Eavesdroppings
There was nothing particularly notable about the Lieutenant Colonel, he seemed in most every way to be an utterly average orc. The army had been his career for his entire life, and while he was not a warrior by any means, there was nothing on his uniform to give away the fact that he was … Continue reading Eavesdroppings
Soap, eh? Smells Like Sorcery…
Bathing. Once the sweet, clean pastime of the ancients, taking a bath has now fallen so far out of style as to be an uncommon, if not rare, occurrence. It has been argued, persuasively one might add, that if bathing ever makes a comeback, then Slothjemia is the best place for that renaissance to take place. … Continue reading Soap, eh? Smells Like Sorcery…
Saving Throw vs. Gullibility
You didn't really think we were actually going to do that, did you...?
And Now, A Little Something for the Ladies…
After consulting with my beloved, I have decided to shift my writing ever so slightly in order to appeal to the female audience. Taking into account the sorts of "literature" that today's discriminating broad/dame finds appealing, beginning tomorrow in the now open posting spot will be an erotic story of lust, passion, and squishy things. … Continue reading And Now, A Little Something for the Ladies…
How About That Thigpen?
Todays chapter concludes "Slothenburg Confidential", and now we come to the question that only the author wants to ask; would you like more stories about Thigpen and his exploits, or was that quite enough of his half-orcish shenanigans? Comments welcome, as always. It might be awhile before we get around to writing a second book … Continue reading How About That Thigpen?
*News Flash*
It is with great delight that we announce the completion of the third book in the extended "Grundoon Saga." This means that the first round of writing is done, and now it will be tinkered with and refined until it is a complete and unholy mess of nonsensical garbage. But it is done! Before we … Continue reading *News Flash*
Stunning Illustrations, Bordering on Breathtaking
The news that Microsoft is planning to relegate their "Paint" program to being an optional program instead of an integral part of the Windows operating system has been ill-received in these parts. As you can tell from my gorgeous, sensuously artistic renditions of Slothjemian cartography, I am a master at the dance of the pixels. … Continue reading Stunning Illustrations, Bordering on Breathtaking
The Wicked Intrusion of Reality
Nothing ruins a good time quite like the realization that in order to pay rent, utilities, and a growing Taco Bell habit, one must function as a "normal person" and work at whatever job one finds themselves in. Churning out endless pages of nerd fiction and waxing poetic on the virtues of pixie society in … Continue reading The Wicked Intrusion of Reality
Archiwreckture
Not unlike their music and artwork, Slothjemian architecture is considered less than ideal by outsiders. Words frequently used to describe it include ramshackle, hideous, eyesore, blighted, and I'd-like-to-stay-near-the-door-in-case-somebody-sneezes. Very rarely do Slothjemian structures ever just fall down, but they do have a tendency to appear as though they are on the verge of toppling. The … Continue reading Archiwreckture
Slothjemian Tales 
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